Here is what you all have been waiting for.
Just humor me.
One day while our family was all driving down the road to our home we saw a purse on the side of the road.
Papa: Hey why don't I turn around and you pick up the purse.
Momma: No Papa
Papa: Yes and we can see who it belongs to.
Momma: If you want it, you pick it up.
Papa: No because I am driving and it is on your side of the road.
OK against my wishes he turns the car around and we get close to the purse that is on the side of the road and I open my door slightly and I grab the purse.
As soon as I close the door the babies start to say that something stinks.
Papa: What is that smell?
Momma: Well, I don't know it does stink really bad like.....
Momma: I think the smell is coming from the purse.
So I take a look in the purse
Momma: Oh good grief there is poop all in this purse and what the hell is this, there is a fishing line attached to the purse and it is running out our door.
Momma: I am throwing this thing out the door, we have just picked up a purse full of shit!
Momma: Oh thanks a lot Papa.
Papa: heeeeeeee heeeeeee (tears are now rolling down his face)
Babies: heeeeeeeeee, you picked up a purse full of poop Momma.
Momma: What do you mean I picked it up, it was Papa's idea, not mine.
Yes it is what you think:
We were the lucky ones to fall for some kids prank, those kids were probably hiding down in the ditch right next to the purse laughing their butts off.
Now wouldn't you know as history goes in my house, everyone tells this story at holidays and get togethers that it was my idea and I am the only one that had anything to do with it.
But I am here to tell you that I had no brain cells in this stupid idea.
I mean if I could have smelt the poop before I picked it up I never would have touched it!