Well after a Hellish (is that even a word?) trip to his new home away from home (college) he now informs me that his new soccer coach is a drill Sergent.
Baby Boy: This stuff is stupid
Momma: Oh really
Baby Boy: Yeah, I was running so much that I am getting sick
Momma : Oh really, well that is probably why you coach sent you that 100 page workout bible that you were suppose to live by this summer
Momma: Oh that's right you did not do those things, even though I asked you on many occasions why you were not doing them, why you were just sitting on your ass, not working or not working out.
Baby Boy: I got to go!
Momma: Oh OK honey I love you, suck it up!
Tough love, it really hurts me more than it hurts you, Whatever!
3 comments:
Woo hoo a blog from you!
They are quick to say "I've got to go" when they are hearing the truth aren't they....
Awww... poor wittle baby. NOT!
Good seeing you post again. Run out of coupons to print? Or ink? :)~
Went to the store today. Got 2 full bags of stuff for $3.10! Would have been cheaper but the twerps wanted gum. Grrr.
I think slow guy that checked me out was not amused when I did my happy dance.
I wish someone would give me a work out that said I had to sit on my ass and not work or workout... THEN I'd feel like a success!! :)
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