Thursday, August 28, 2008

My Thursday Morning Greeting!

Last night Brat Baby and I did not see eye to eye.

Big surprise.

So after about what seemed to be forever of arguing, explaining to her that disrespect WILL NOT be tolerated in our home, I was really no further than I had been when I started.

So I gave up and went to bed.

But here is the problem:

I can not go to bed if I am fighting with one of my kids, I must first fix the problem.

So I head back into her room we managed to patch things.

Now grant it she may have been patching just to get me to leave her alone, but I will take whatever I can get.

So this morning when I come into her room to get on the computer to write my blog.

This was my greeting:

Brat Baby: WHAT do you want?

Momma: Honey it is 6 something.

Brat Baby pops up real fast and is searching for something.

Momma: Are you looking for the tv remote?

Brat Baby: YES MOTHER

Momma: There it is.

(under my breath I say that the 8 hours she got did not do much good)

Brat Baby: MOTHERRRRR it is 6:20am I get up at 6:10am, THANKS A LOT FOR NOT WAKING ME!!!!!!

Momma: I was not aware that you get up at 6:10 am every morning.

(ok, here she is feeding me crap, because I have woke her up later than that and she didn't bitch about the time)

Momma: Well I'm sorry my little sweet bundle of happiness, I will be sure to WAKE YOUR HAPPY LITTLE BUTT UP AT 6:00AM TOMORROW TO MAKE UP FOR THE LOST 10 MINUTES!

Momma: Anything else I can help you with sugar plum?

Brat Baby:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


Happy Freakin Thursday!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2 comments:

Heather said...

So you're telling me that Hadley's attitude will get better??!?!! ;)

I can't keep my mouth shut any longer! said...

I'd have told her happy little butt to take her happy little paycheck and buy a happy little frickin alarm clock.

I'm all maternal like that.