Last night Brat Baby and I did not see eye to eye.
So after about what seemed to be forever of arguing, explaining to her that disrespect WILL NOT be tolerated in our home, I was really no further than I had been when I started.
So I gave up and went to bed.
But here is the problem:
I can not go to bed if I am fighting with one of my kids, I must first fix the problem.
So I head back into her room we managed to patch things.
Now grant it she may have been patching just to get me to leave her alone, but I will take whatever I can get.
So this morning when I come into her room to get on the computer to write my blog.
This was my greeting:
Brat Baby: WHAT do you want?
Momma: Honey it is 6 something.
Brat Baby pops up real fast and is searching for something.
Momma: Are you looking for the tv remote?
Brat Baby: YES MOTHER
Momma: There it is.
(under my breath I say that the 8 hours she got did not do much good)
Brat Baby: MOTHERRRRR it is 6:20am I get up at 6:10am, THANKS A LOT FOR NOT WAKING ME!!!!!!
Momma: I was not aware that you get up at 6:10 am every morning.
(ok, here she is feeding me crap, because I have woke her up later than that and she didn't bitch about the time)
Momma: Well I'm sorry my little sweet bundle of happiness, I will be sure to WAKE YOUR HAPPY LITTLE BUTT UP AT 6:00AM TOMORROW TO MAKE UP FOR THE LOST 10 MINUTES!
Momma: Anything else I can help you with sugar plum?
Happy Freakin Thursday!!!!!!!!