This morning I OVER SLEPT, which stresses me when I do that .
I do blame Papa though since I was awake at 4am having an argument with him before he left for work.
I did not choose to start it mind you, I was sleeping quite nicely.
So after that moment of nightmare I feel into a deep sleep of dreaming.
I was dreaming that the girls were going to be late for school and I was contemplating whether or not to just call into work because we had a disaster happen at our house.
My bedroom ceiling came crashing down, the whole ceiling!
There was a mess everywhere and I could not possibly leave that mess but I had called in once a week already for illnesses and other family affairs and I did not want people to think that I was just calling in because I did not want to work.
I was crying not knowing what to do!
So I decided to go to work and Mrs. F was having a party with the kids and their parents and did not say a word to me about it. I was mad at her for not telling me. And then wait there was this great looking English accent speaking man in our room helping out with the party.
Well hello Mr. Lovely how are you today!
Scratch............bang.........scratch.....bang........
What the heck is that Mr. Lushish Lips?
scratch....bang........scratch.......bang..........
Wait where are you going sweet thing?
scratch........bang........scratch........bang
Oh Mr. Sweet Talker your breath reminds me of something......
scratch....bang.....scratch.....bang.........
Oh Mr. Take Me In Your Arms, your hair reminds me of someone I once cared for.
scratch....bang......scratch.....bang........
Oh Mr. Body From Heaven Above I'm not much into licking each other but if you want to then call me your....slurp........UUUGGGHHH.......Cough........choke........Hair Ball..........
Rex!!!!!!!!!
Did you have to wake me up THIS morning???
Now you don't really think that I licked Rex?
Do You?
Wait a minute don't answer that!
I was not that deep into sleep!
3 comments:
Whatever you and Rex decide to do after Papa leaves for work is your business!!! :) (I hate oversleeping, too!)
Heather... eeewww!
I am so thankful for a small dog who can not possibly get up on my bed. I wouldn't mind the nice Englishman dream though.
OMG OMG OMG LOL LOL LOL That is to good!!!!
There is NOTHING worse than oversleeping, not even dog licking!! Great post!!
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